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LMFAO i was like “who the FUCK posted this on my dash, I will literally kill them” and then I realized I posted it, and had it scheduled since last year 🤦♂️
happy international women's day to anyone who feels maybe kinda sorta like a woman today
the best thing you can do as an author is write a story that's entirely SFW and needs no content warnings and most readers don't think it's sexual or even romantic at all and within a couple days you see it reblogged by a NSFW blog, tagged "this is the hottest thing I've ever read"
it's a tricky note to hit, but it's worth it.
The best part about being kinky is taking completely mundane things and sexualising them in ways that vanillas havent even dreamed of.
exactly. The platonic ideal of a kink is something that can be the most explicit pornography to someone with that kink, but to someone without the kink, it doesn't even register as sexual
It drives me insane how many people dont realise how often they break the law and that if the full force of it was ever applied life would basically be unliveable. Like between traffic violations, petty workplace theft, account sharing and piracy alongside how common it is to have been in posession of some illegal drug at some point in your life. People still manage to get away with thinking "criminals" are people who commit crimes not just populations that are surveilled enough to be routinely prosecuted
Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.
this is awful on its own, but on top of everything else it has lead to cops and other law enforcement swarming synagogues, which is a one way ticket to all jews of color feeling too unsafe to enter. This is a fucking nightmare
Nooot looking forward to how much more security there’s probably going to be for the high hols than the increased amount there usually is. This shit is going to be extra costly for shuls who’s security budgets are already pretty tight.
don't hide this in the tags, it doesn't exist if this is what we're forced to do, esp bc it means most JOC can't freely practice their religion at all
